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IMDB Summary: Deep in the Northern California woods, in the heart of the notorious Emerald Triangle, lies a remote cabin. The residents struggle to fight off the repeated attacks and abductions by mysterious creatures that have plagued them for years. When a local pot farmer is caught up with a wayward group of campers, the situation quickly escalates into total chaos.
With that summary Welcome to Willits (2017) caught my attention. I felt like, this is my kind of a film. Dolph Lundgren, alien on the poster, pot farmer caught up into chaos… I’ll give it a whirl. As the movie started, I thought, this might be comedic. Instantly… no. This is going to be played serious with interludes of humor, none of which is funny.
The acting is sub-par. Dolph Lundgren is the best part of the film and his role is a cop on a television show. The main problem I had with this film, it had zero direction. The story was all over the place, with no good starting point. The summary covers what the film should have been about.
What the viewer gets is a film about a meth head that has spread rumors about aliens abducting himself and others in the area. Once the truth is revealed, I lost all interest. I felt cheated and lied to. The special effects are weak and would have improved the film. Not all the effects are CGI, but the practicals are decent. Without spoiling much, Welcome to Willits has no appeal. I wanted so much more and it droned along.
2 out of 10 ( Total Avoid )
Available now on VOD and supposedly in theaters.
—The Gray Man
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